The city’s vacated
not a single intelligent life there
‘cause everyone ran scared
when people started eating their friends
The streets are infected
Full of meat bags just makin’ a lunch run
for something to munch on
but the menu is strictly human
So run while you can
bring a shotgun and a friend
‘cause the zombies are here to stay
Food is so scarce now
seems like everyone pirated stores here
‘cause all of the shelves near
me have nothing but a couple of crumbs
I have been thinking
I would give anything for a Twinkie
but unfortunately
they all seem to be full of bugs
My girl always told me
that I should try to exercise daily
well I hope that she’s happy
‘cause I’m in the best shape of my life
She’s falling apart now
she lost two fingers, an arm and a leg.. WOW
she smells like a dead cow
and all those brains went straight to her THIGH
BRAINS...
Run run... Run run